The other night my little family and I were invited to a dinner party thrown by a friend who is leaving the snow for the sun this holiday season.
I got the kids ready, my hubbie was ready, but I kept pacing back and forth in front of the closet mirror and guess what.. I had nothing to wear. Not the nothing to wear when you actually have a bunch of things but you just don't feel like wearing them at that moment to that event; but the nothing to wear where I have nothing to dress this weird post pregnancy body of mine.
My husband, bless his soul, was trying to hurry me up "What's the big deal, just put on some jeans or something"
Me:WHAT THE F... DON'T YOU SEE THAT ..RA..RA...RA... I WAS PREGNANT...RA..RA...RA..
AND YOU AND YOUR STUPID....RA...RA...RETARD.....F........AS..."
I had turned into the Crazy Monster bitch, let's just hope that I turn back into a human for christmas.